there hasn't been a post on this blog for 10 months because i have made literally no mistakes in that time. until last night. i fell asleep in a movie theater (my fifth nap of the day), and woke up just in time to stop myself from completely peeing my pants, which i did a little bit. but this is just a prelude to the real mistake:
at 6 in the morning i woke up to go pee, and did not once consider to use the bathroom. i instead left my friend's apartment, walked downstairs, and went outside, where i liberally peed on their trashcans. i then found out i had locked myself out, and somehow broke back in with a metrocard. luckily i had pants on, but i dont think anything else.
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