incext

i sent a drunken sext to a girl last night, but accidentally sent it to my sister. she simply replied 'no thanks.'

no hobo

i took a nap in my car yesterday, and forgot to turn it all the way off, and had left my phone plugged into the charger. it died within 15 minutes. this is the fourth time in three days this has happened.

catching up

there hasn't been a post on this blog for 10 months because i have made literally no mistakes in that time. until last night. i fell asleep in a movie theater (my fifth nap of the day), and woke up just in time to stop myself from completely peeing my pants, which i did a little bit. but this is just a prelude to the real mistake:

at 6 in the morning i woke up to go pee, and did not once consider to use the bathroom. i instead left my friend's apartment, walked downstairs, and went outside, where i liberally peed on their trashcans. i then found out i had locked myself out, and somehow broke back in with a metrocard. luckily i had pants on, but i dont think anything else.