power out

the power just went out in our entire house. while trying to find my phone, i spilled a bottle of wine on it.

UPDATE: the power's out on our whole block. i still havent found a flashlight. i'm going to a bar.

externalization

i have a harddrive that is split up internally, where one portion i keep as an exact backup of my computer, and the other is for extra storage. today i wanted to back up my computer, and so erased the old backup data, and then used copy program to move my entire computer over to the drive. There's an option when you copy, which is to delete anything that's on the backup drive if it isn't also on the original drive. If you uncheck it, the program won't delete anything, will just copy stuff over. For some reason I checked it, despite having just erased everything already. Then for some reason I told it copy to the half where I keep the extra storage. I realized this mistake about 1.5 hours into the copy, which was also 10 seconds before a message popped up saying "Copy Successful." I now have a drive that is my exact computer on one half and absolutely nothing on the other.

sharpie

last night i came home late and drunkenly spread the bedspread over my bed, not realizing there was a sharpie there. this morning i woke up to find the sharpie had exploded onto the mattress and the sheets. i'm pretty sure it was my fault, because i also am now sporting a large, africa-shaped stain on my midsection.

bug spray

i sprayed bug spray directly into my eye. i have no idea where i was trying to aim, because it went directly into my eye.

crash

i got in a car crash today. that's not the mistake (lady did not slow for traffic one bit), but in the process i did drop my phone directly in my iced coffee. now a button won't work, and since i have an iphone, that's half of the thing's functionality.

also while i haven't reported them, i have made dozens of mistakes in the past couple months. like two days ago i accidentally dropped my glasses and they got ran over by a 25-foot uhaul (which I had just helped load). the glasses were about two weeks old. ironic bonus: i bought them specifically because they were made of that flexible metal shit. while nasa may have invented it, it doesn't stand up to a couple tons of raw diesel.

oh also awhile back i shattered the glass pane of my oven with a BB. i was aiming for a roll of toilet paper sitting on the floor in the next room.

oh and before that i peed on the cat.